real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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