my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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