Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize