The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
