You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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