is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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