Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Alive.
So much puke
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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