Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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