I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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