bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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