It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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