JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
nutella sex= disaster
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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