Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
please don't ironically join a cult
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