Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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