i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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