When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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