youre lurking in front of me
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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