Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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