i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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