Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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