Christians are straight up FREAKS
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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