found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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