They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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