No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize