People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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