I can tuck mytits in my pants
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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