Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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