Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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