belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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