And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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