One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I want her autograph on my taint
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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