Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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