Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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