Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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