That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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