i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's just like the Real World with babies
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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