is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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