Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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