Whod you bang
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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