Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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