i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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