But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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