Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The struggles of a small town man whore
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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