Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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