Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
is wine microwaveable?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
bring money and cleavage
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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