Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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