Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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