Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm always down for nudity.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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