yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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