i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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