The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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