Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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