Already got asked if we're dating
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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