i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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