He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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