Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
