Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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